March 2012
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tittyminaj:
imagine they draw the lottery
and the ball comes up saying
“primrose everdeen”
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Holding your hand in public is just a way of...
mom: you're beautiful
grandma: you have grown into such a beautiful young lady!
mom's friends: wow, she's flawless!
friends: you're so pretty
boys: call animal patrol I think we just discovered a rare breed of dog
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So like... I like a girl.
This is so wrong.
Eww.
New York City here I am
omg hypervenilating
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Me and Hannah's Sweet 16 is gonna be amazing
parent: why hasn't ____ been round lately? i thought you were friends
me: well they turned into a cunt
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youstupidmotherfucker:
Don’t tell my mom but I don’t preheat the oven before I put the pizza in.
